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Jan 28

Five events everyone will be talking about tonight.
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The Rapper Kanye Jacked "Waves" From, Max B Jumped Into The Kanye-Wiz Khalifa Fued

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Like any Kardashian-related drama, Kanye West's Twitter spat with Wiz Khalifa is still going strong — well over ~5395882 updates and 48hrs later. Today, rapper Max B aka Charly Wingate, clapped back from the other side aka jail (he's serving a 75 year sentence since 2009 for his involvement in a flubbed armed robbery and kidnapping which led to the murder of business partner David Taylor) via DJ Scoob Doo who announced the forthcoming release of Max B's documentary "Waves" will hit the internet on February 11 — the same day as Kanye's album, dubbed the title he jacked from Max B, "Waves". TWINS!

Max B also thanked his fans for their support and released a phoned-in subliminal dis track aimed at 'Ye. (via: Billboard/AudioSmack)

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ALERT: There's A Nickelodeon '90s Cartoon Mash-Up Movie Coming

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Bad week for Kanye, good week for '90s kids! Co-writer and director of Napolean Dynamite, Jared Hess has signed on to mash-up old school Nickelodeon cartoon star into a hybrid live-action animated movie. DEAD. Via Deadline:

"Anybody in their 20s, or their parents, won’t need a primer for the signature Nickelodeon characters that will be part of the film at this point: Rugrats, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko’s Modern Life, Aaahh! Real Monsters, and The Angry Beavers. I’d like to suggest they not forget about the subversive anthology show KaBlam! and its absurdly unforgettable characters from Action League Now, Tiki Brothers and Prometheus And Bob. All are part of the vast Nickelodeon character library from the past 25 years that can be exploited to frame an original story the studio hopes will spark a franchise."

Go off, Viacom! (via: Deadline)

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Y/N: If You Were Ciara Would You Dump Russel Wilson For Stealing His #WCW Caption From Twitter?

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Today in unfortunate social media news, NFL star Russell Wilson was caught red handed lifting the lovely #WCW caption dedicated to girlfriend, Ciara, off Google. Someone needs a primer on stealing from the internet!

Wilson shared a gorgeous photo of Ciara slaying the #wet lewk, accompanying a caption that read, "I kissed her & she had honey sweet lips that were lilac soft w/ a loving & affectionate personality". That was cute, until associate editor at Bilboard, Natalie Weiner shared that if you Google "how to compliment a beautiful woman" that EXACT SENTENCE COMES UP FIRST.

Like damn, Russ, if you're going to jack lines, start at least at page 5. :/ (via: Twitter/Deadspin)

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Adnan Syed Of "Serial" Will Receive A Post Conviction Hearing

Here's a good season 1 "Serial" update: Adnan Syed, 35, currently serving a life sentence for the alleged murder of his ex-girlfriend Hae Min Lee has been scheduled a post-conviction hearing for February 3-5. The new evidence recovered following the 2000 case, including new witness testimoney bolstering Syed's alibi and expert information on cell phone towers which helped build a case against Syed, (ie: THE NISHA CALL) will be weighed in on. (via: Newsweek)

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Chill Vibe Track: Stream Michael Nau's "Smooth Aisle

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