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Rihanna’s Track Leaks, Another Kardashian Divorce + Lindsay Lohan Is NOT Impressed.

Rihanna’s Track With Chris Brown Is Pretty Lackluster 

We’re going to mind our business about the relationship between Chris Brown and Rihanna, but we will not hold our mouth when it comes to the newly released track between the two. “Nobody’s Business” falls flat with lyrics like “I want to make you mine / And it ain’t nobody’s business / Just mine and my baby”. Mega eye roll.

 The Topless Photo FBI Agent Sent To The Other Woman 

(Photo Via: Seattle Times)

If you’re not keeping up with the Petraeus scandal, know that even C.I.A government officials can be pervy and weird. The FBI agent who blew the whistle and led an email inquiry leading to the resignation of Petraeus sent this topless picture to Petraeus’s  other-other side chick Jill Kelley. Topless photos with target dummies at a SWAT practice?! NOT SEXY! (Via: Seattle Times)

Another Kardashian Divorce? 

(Photo Via: Getty Images)

Kris and Bruce Jenner’s  21-year marriage is coming to an end, according to Radar Online.  This is serious guys! What will come of the annual Jenner/Kardashian Klan Christmas photo?!?! (Via:Radar Online)

Michael Lohan Finds Out He’s A Dad, Maury Style! 

(Photo Via: NBC Universal/Trisha Goddard)

When Michael Lohan isn’t fighting for conservatory rights of Lindsay Lohan, he’s on daytime television finding out the paternity of his lovechild. And you thought YOUR dad was embarrassing. (Via: TMZ)